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Inspiration is getting to be in short shrift these days; it's not like you can pop out and buy it with a loaf of bread and three packets of crisps is it? Inspiration and crisp sandwiches, although...

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Article 23

Why have I got the Magna-doodle song going around and around in my head?

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News

Camden market is burning rather fiercely

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Oh what the hell...

Valentine Postboxleave robinbloke a valentine's messageyour message, (30 characters or less)get your own valentine postbox

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Article 20

when and life through a lens it sideways bubble counting couch seats crinkled rumour mind storm cross tank filled to the brim and splash splashsplash

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Article 19

Legions counted out their steps as they matched two by two. Waving green hands passed in their millions as they walked, curving sloping up to the summit of the rise. Pausing for the view out to lands...

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Post Cornfield Humanity Cull

So, I awoke post mope from last night after a fantastically vivid dream.I was in a gambling town of a tumbledown old wild western (do you capitalise this?) construction; buildings scattered everywhere...

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Article 17

Painting the emotions out in a rainbow of colours they dwindle slowly,sparkling stars that cling to the eyes as they slip through flicking lashes. Caught on the tip of the tongue that flicker at a...

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Random Slices

In a effort to pass by this afternoon a bit quicker I have been mulling phrases (with the help of google) that have never, ever been used. Not too difficult a task, perhaps, if you just throw together...

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Article 15

Darkness is annoying. Poke it with cheese.The strands that aren't there aren't going to be reached by any last minute grabbing in the air.So make sure each is anchored tightly.

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Article 14

Information OverloadTake a planet. E. Let this planet be our subjective model for this concept. Or indeed any habital medium.Take a population of this planet. P. Let this value be the population of...

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Here goes...

I've signed up for NaNoWriMo...

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Jingle bleeps!

I'll not be DJing on Tuesday at the Calling, be forewarned!

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The number you were first thinking of

We were made from disused carbon packet hamstrings, woven in three piece shirts that draped themselves across us in lazy Styrofoam smiles. Eyes flowing like brick cast marshmallows seized the nape of...

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Six foot tall inflatable godzilla

Nineteen ninety humphmarumpharuphm, University, I'm walking down the high street from the university street and that ol' dusty cd emporium which I swear was swallowed into the nth dimension when it...

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The notes they slide like layers of silk past my ears

I R TEH WALRU$$$$$$!!!!

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Article 8

Llama vodka sweet child dancing even morevodka inthe typing moment past the clapping do the rumboid in no mind the tulip past the head bang it bounces upand chorus rocks the solo past stars over water...

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Spaff!!!!

LD4 2 trailer!!Does seem a little early mind...

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Partial repress

That reminds me you know.Acronyms that don't deliver. Or rather, perhaps their over use. Communication is a tricky weasel, sometimes you think you've got it by the tail but then after you release it to...

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You're not the only one

So; My weekend had killer clowns, guns, chocolate cake, psychic experiences, control of the entire universe, armageddon, evolution of a new dominant life form, destruction of the bio-threat, hiring of...

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